I'm through with in line
To clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
Tell me what you
I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me
Yeah, so tell what you need
I'll need a card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high
At thirty-seven thousand feet
Been there done that
I want a new tour full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is for me
So how you gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blonde
And well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple
So I can eat my meals for free
I'll have the quesadilla, ha ha
I'm gonna my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that to
Blow my money for me
I'm gonna this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my
Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and
Live in hilltop houses fifteen cars
We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Gonna up there
With her bleach blonde hair
And we'll hide out in the rooms
With the latest dictionary of
Today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well
I'm gonna sing those
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers all my songs
Lip synch them every night so I don't get them wrong
Well we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop driving fifteen cars
In the VIP with the movie
With her blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial, well